X-Men Origins: Wolverine Game Might Not Suck

Not many of us have high expectations for video games based on movies, but Ben Kuchera at Ars Technica has new high hopes for the X-Men Origins: Wolverine game after being pleasantly surprised by a cinematic and gameplay demo.

The original news article can be found here:


These are the lyrics:

not yet on the big screen but a million have already seen
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
yo who else could make your face into a shish kebab
and make a FOX movie critic lose his job?

yo you got new faces like Gambit and Deadpool
and hype that's bigger than a damn Sentinel
but even if it makes like a billion bucks
a game about a movie usually sucks

while some may claim this thing's more of the same
insanely tame shame of a game, yo "it's not so lame"
wrote a hopeful bloke from Ars Technica
it's no joke you know I expected a

PG-13 deeply insulting
boring-ass Wolverine but "this dude's mean"
putting his claws clean through the walls
impaling a dude's skull he falls camera shows it all

you can do just like you wanna when you're pissed off
slice a dude's arm, arm comes off
if you get hurt don't worry you'll heal
just sit back, watch it, tell your kids "that's not real"

ESRB's got beef with gore
the game's rated M for "Men": you know we're not mature

The mp3 can be downloaded here:

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