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4.10.2009
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Game Might Not Suck
Not many of us have high expectations for video games based on movies, but Ben Kuchera at Ars Technica has new high hopes for the X-Men Origins: Wolverine game after being pleasantly surprised by a cinematic and gameplay demo.
The original news article can be found here:
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2009/04/wolverine.ars
These are the lyrics:
not yet on the big screen but a million have already seen
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
yo who else could make your face into a shish kebab
and make a FOX movie critic lose his job?
yo you got new faces like Gambit and Deadpool
and hype that's bigger than a damn Sentinel
but even if it makes like a billion bucks
a game about a movie usually sucks
while some may claim this thing's more of the same
insanely tame shame of a game, yo "it's not so lame"
wrote a hopeful bloke from Ars Technica
it's no joke you know I expected a
PG-13 deeply insulting
boring-ass Wolverine but "this dude's mean"
putting his claws clean through the walls
impaling a dude's skull he falls camera shows it all
you can do just like you wanna when you're pissed off
slice a dude's arm, arm comes off
if you get hurt don't worry you'll heal
just sit back, watch it, tell your kids "that's not real"
ESRB's got beef with gore
the game's rated M for "Men": you know we're not mature
The mp3 can be downloaded here:
XMenOriginsWolverineGameMightNotSuck11.mp3
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